A young boy says to his father "Dad, our math teacher is
asking to see you."
"What happened?" The father
asks.
"Well, she
asked me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answered '63' , then she
asked, 'and 9 * 7?' So I
asked 'what's the bloody difference?'
"Indeed, what is the difference?"
asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''
The next
day, the boy comes home from
school and says, "Dad, have you gone by the
school?"
"Not yet."
"Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also."
"Why?"
asks the father.
"Well we had a gym class today, and he
asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he
asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. 'Now,' he says, 'lift your left leg,' so I
asked, 'What, am I suppose to stand on.... my penis??'"
"Exactly," says the father. "Alright, I'll come."
The next
day, the boy
asks his father "Did you go to the
school?" "No, not yet."
"Don't bother, I got expelled."
Surprised, the father
asks "Why did you get expelled?"
"Well, they summoned
me to the principal's office, and sitting there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher."
"What the bloody hell was the art teacher doing there!?"
asks the father.
"That's what I bloody said!"