Funny Tongue Twisters

Try repeating these funny tongue twisters multiple times in a row. We bet you will be tongue tied!

Funny Tongue Twisters

Green glass globes glow greenly.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrush’s throat.
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
Double bubble gum, bubbles double
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
Eddie edited it.
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
I like New York, unique New York, I like unique New York.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
It's a nice night for a white rice fight.
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
How many snacks could a snack stacker stack, if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
Thin grippy thick slippery.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
I see a sea down by the seashore.
But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Shave a single shingle thin.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty-year-old thug thought of that morning.
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
Linda-Lou Lambert Loves Lemon Lollipop Lipgloss.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
She saw Sharif’s shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure those were Sharif’s shoes she saw?
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
To begin to toboggan first buy a toboggan, but don’t buy too big a toboggan. Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.