What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
I have no shelf control.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Books are my kind of texts.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Readers do it by the book.
Reading is a novel idea.
Treat yo shelves.
Leave poetry to the prose.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
I read dead people.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Stay true to your shelf.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Feeling my shelf.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Talk literary to me.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Where my prose at?
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Better read than dead.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
My weekend is fully booked.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.