Reading is a novel idea.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Treat yo shelves.
Bookworms take shelfies.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Books are my kind of texts.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
I have no shelf control.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Leave poetry to the prose.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Readers do it by the book.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Stay true to your shelf.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Feeling my shelf.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
My weekend is fully booked.
Better read than dead.
I read dead people.
Where my prose at?
Talk literary to me.