I like big books and I cannot lie.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Treat yo shelves.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
My weekend is fully booked.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Better read than dead.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Talk literary to me.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
I read dead people.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Reading is a novel idea.
Books are my kind of texts.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Stay true to your shelf.
Feeling my shelf.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Bookworms take shelfies.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Where my prose at?
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Readers do it by the book.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Leave poetry to the prose.
I have no shelf control.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.