Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Where my prose at?
Readers do it by the book.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
My weekend is fully booked.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Talk literary to me.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Books are my kind of texts.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Better read than dead.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Leave poetry to the prose.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Stay true to your shelf.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Treat yo shelves.
Feeling my shelf.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Reading is a novel idea.
I have no shelf control.
I read dead people.