Books are my kind of texts.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Bookworms take shelfies.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Leave poetry to the prose.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Stay true to your shelf.
I have no shelf control.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Better read than dead.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
My weekend is fully booked.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Where my prose at?
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Readers do it by the book.
I read dead people.
Feeling my shelf.
Talk literary to me.
Reading is a novel idea.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Treat yo shelves.