Feeling my shelf.
I read dead people.
Reading is a novel idea.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Treat yo shelves.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
I have no shelf control.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Leave poetry to the prose.
Talk literary to me.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Books are my kind of texts.
Bookworms take shelfies.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Stay true to your shelf.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
My weekend is fully booked.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Better read than dead.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Readers do it by the book.
Where my prose at?
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.