I have no shelf control.
I read dead people.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Feeling my shelf.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Reading is a novel idea.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Where my prose at?
Better read than dead.
Treat yo shelves.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Readers do it by the book.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
My weekend is fully booked.
Leave poetry to the prose.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Talk literary to me.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Books are my kind of texts.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Stay true to your shelf.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.