I read dead people.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Treat yo shelves.
Talk literary to me.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Stay true to your shelf.
Feeling my shelf.
I have no shelf control.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Readers do it by the book.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Where my prose at?
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Leave poetry to the prose.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Better read than dead.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Books are my kind of texts.
My weekend is fully booked.
Reading is a novel idea.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Bookworms take shelfies.