These book puns have tickled your spine.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Where my prose at?
Stay true to your shelf.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Talk literary to me.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Leave poetry to the prose.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Bookworms take shelfies.
My weekend is fully booked.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Treat yo shelves.
Feeling my shelf.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Readers do it by the book.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Reading is a novel idea.
I have no shelf control.
I read dead people.
Better read than dead.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Books are my kind of texts.