"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Live to tell the tail.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.