Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
"Bone to be wild."
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
"Some people have no guts."
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
"Dying to have fun."
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
"Lazy bones."
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.