What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.