What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Live to tell the tail.