Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Live to tell the tail.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.