Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.