How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Live to tell the tail.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!