Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.