What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.