We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
Seaweed.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.