What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What kind of makeup do zombies wear?
Mas-scare-a.
One of my neighbours was stealing things from the local supermarket whilst sitting on the shoulders of two vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
How much does an elephant skeleton weigh?
Skele-tons.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What kind of TV does a skeleton watch?
A skelevision.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital?
Jawbreakers.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
Because he had a bone to pick.
Did you hear about the vampire who only had one fang?
He just had to grin and bare it.
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Why are skeletons so good at telling jokes?
Because they have a funny bone.
The mom to the naughty vampire said to him, “Watch your battitude, that is not how you talk to your elders.”
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Did you hear that the police arrested a pair of vampires?
They got them on two Counts of robbing a blood bank!
What does the iron-deficient giant say?
- Fi fo fum.
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
It's true what they say about scaring vampires with a torch.
You can see it in their fright of light response.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What do you get when you cross a vampire bat and a computer?
Love at first byte.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called the SWAT team.
The skeleton didn't mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
What does it take to become a zombie?
Dead-ication.