Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.