What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!