How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!