How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.