What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.