Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Salty but sweet.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Tis the sea-sun.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Water you doing?
Girls just wanna have sun.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Are you squiding me right now?
Beach you to it.
Don't get tide down.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.