Balls Jokes

You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
Turned down an opportunity to invest in a company making frosted glass balls. Couldn’t see any future in it.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
"Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons."
- Dave Barry
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
Everything For $1 A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the offer and heads off for a weekend of fun in the sun. He arrives and plays a round of golf. It cost him a buck. When he goes for dinner that evening, it costs him another buck. His room is only a buck a day! The day before he's to check out, he heads out to play a last round and stops by the pro shop and charges a sleeve of three balls to his room. When he's checking out next morning, he looks at the bill and sees: Golf: $1.00 Dinner: $1.00 Room: $1.00. Sleeve of golf balls: $3,000.00 He asks the Manager, "What is this all about? Everything is supposed to cost one dollar, and you charged me three thousand for three golf balls?" "I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you didn't read the fine print in our promotional brochure. That's what our golf balls cost." "Well," said the man, If I wanted to spend that kind of money, I could've gone to that luxury hotel across the street and paid them a thousand dollars a day for a room. At least I would've known what I was paying for!" "That's right, sir, you could have," said the manager. "Over there they get you by the room. Over here we get you by the balls."
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
Are you Santa Claus? I'd sure like to jingle your balls... I mean bells.
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
There was a Scotsman named McFee,
who got stung on his balls by a bee,
he made tonnes of money,
by producing lots of honey,
every time he went for a pee.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
If you have a moth ball in one hand and a moth ball in the other, what have you got?
A bloody big moth!
Do you like warm weather? Cause I'm gonna put my warm balls on your face whether you like it or not.
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