Balls Jokes

What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
"Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons."
- Dave Barry
Did you hear about the happy cannon balls?
They just got married and I hear they’re already expecting some BBs.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
Nice beach balls, can I play?
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Turned down an opportunity to invest in a company making frosted glass balls. Couldn’t see any future in it.
Everything For $1 A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the offer and heads off for a weekend of fun in the sun. He arrives and plays a round of golf. It cost him a buck. When he goes for dinner that evening, it costs him another buck. His room is only a buck a day! The day before he's to check out, he heads out to play a last round and stops by the pro shop and charges a sleeve of three balls to his room. When he's checking out next morning, he looks at the bill and sees: Golf: $1.00 Dinner: $1.00 Room: $1.00. Sleeve of golf balls: $3,000.00 He asks the Manager, "What is this all about? Everything is supposed to cost one dollar, and you charged me three thousand for three golf balls?" "I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you didn't read the fine print in our promotional brochure. That's what our golf balls cost." "Well," said the man, If I wanted to spend that kind of money, I could've gone to that luxury hotel across the street and paid them a thousand dollars a day for a room. At least I would've known what I was paying for!" "That's right, sir, you could have," said the manager. "Over there they get you by the room. Over here we get you by the balls."
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