What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
A disappointed Dad tells a knock-knock joke to his teenage son: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're a mountain." "You're a mountain, who?" "You're a mountain to nothing, son!"
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
Why do dwarves live in mountains?
They dig it.
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
Why are mountains always sleepy? Because they n-Everest.
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
The mountain got promoted because he was at the peak of his career!
The hiker hated the top of the mountain because it was all downhill from there!
A mountain biker was chased by a Grizzly this morning. He bearly made it.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
What does a mountain often do at its daily meal? It avalunch.
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
What do fashionable mountains wear when it's cold? An ice cap.
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
I was going to make another mountain pun but I can't think of summit.
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.
What do we call a flock of sheep that tumbles down a mountain? They are called a lamb-slide.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
When the husband of the queen gets back to his palace after climbing the mountain, the queen says "Hi, King!"
There was once a jolly happy mountain that offered fantastic advice to a grumpy hill. "Change your altitude", he said!