Someone randomly dropped off a bull in my neighbor’s yard, but animal control picked it up before she got home.
She would have had a cow.
Wanna know why I like to do yard work?
It really takes the hedge off!
My friend was explaining at length how he was digging holes in his backyard for water.
He was boring.
My chickens escaped and over my yard...
I wasn't expecting the coop d'etat.
I was trying to reshape the border of my backyard when my neighbors' fence fell over...
Wrong post.
I decided to add a water fixture to my backyard...
... it's going well
A mother catches her 12-year-old son smoking in the backyard...
"Jimmy, I can't believe this! Smoking is terrible for you, and you're so young!" Jimmy replies, "Don't worry mom, I only smoke when I'm drunk."
Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
They’re not making them any shorter either.
The neighbor's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.
But that didn't solve anything.
Now the neighbors have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.
Two snowmen were standing in a yard. One asked the other, "Do you smell carrot?" The other snowman replied, "No, but I can taste coal."