I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
I cut down a tree in my yard, but I don't know what to do next.
I'm stumped!
I'm always really disappointed when I pull up to a yard sale...
And they aren't willing to sell me any of their yards.
My friend was explaining at length how he was digging holes in his backyard for water.
He was boring.
I decided to add a water fixture to my backyard...
... it's going well
Can you explain why your neighbor’s yard is so messy and overgrown?
“We’d never.”
Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
They’re not making them any shorter either.
A chicken goes into a library. He stands at the librarian's desk and says, "Buk," so she gives him a book. A couple of minutes later, the chicken returns. "Buk," he says, and she hands him another book. This goes on and on.
Finally, it is the librarian's break time. She goes out back to get some fresh air by the pond. That is when she sees the chicken and a frog on a lilypad. "Buk," says the chicken as he tosses a book to the frog. "Reddit," replies the frog...
Someone randomly dropped off a bull in my neighbor’s yard, but animal control picked it up before she got home.
She would have had a cow.
I’m saving money for bushes to plant around the yard when my career is over...
It’s my retirement hedge fund.