Is it possible to scare a sasquatch out of your yard by tossing eggs at him?
Only if you eggs-terminate him.
I'm always really disappointed when I pull up to a yard sale...
And they aren't willing to sell me any of their yards.
I cut down a tree in my yard, but I don't know what to do next.
I'm stumped!
How did the police find all the missing wood from the lumber yard?
It was chipped.
How do you make a dog stop barking in the backyard?
Move him to the front yard.
Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
They’re not making them any shorter either.
A woman gets into an accident while driving. She tries to explain to the officer that it wasn’t her fault. She says the other guy was drinking and on his phone! The officer looks at the lady and says, "Mam, he could do that in his own backyard.”
I woke up this morning and saw two birds sitting in the sun in my backyard, eating ice cream.
They were Basking Robins.
Wanna know why I like to do yard work?
It really takes the hedge off!
There is a German shepherd next door that keeps burying bones in my yard and taking poops on my flower bed.
His dog is not as bad.