I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
During the divorce, the judge couldn't decide who got the shack in the backyard, despite our numerous arguments.
It was a case of he shed, she shed.
Wanna know why I like to do yard work?
It really takes the hedge off!
My neighbor planted dogwood trees in his front yard.
I’m not a huge fan of the bark.
A tree fell over in our yard but we aren't sure why.
We're looking for the root cause.
I saw a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard today.
I'm going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind.
I was trying to reshape the border of my backyard when my neighbors' fence fell over...
Wrong post.
I really wish my five-year-old son would make up his mind! First, he said he wanted a treehouse in the backyard, but now, he says he doesn't need it…
Took me twenty years to grow that thing!
I saw a squirrel running in circles in my yard today…
I think it lost its nuts.
I woke up this morning and saw two birds sitting in the sun in my backyard, eating ice cream.
They were Basking Robins.