Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
They’re not making them any shorter either.
Is it possible to scare a sasquatch out of your yard by tossing eggs at him?
Only if you eggs-terminate him.
I cut down a tree in my yard, but I don't know what to do next.
I'm stumped!
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record.
I woke up this morning and saw two birds sitting in the sun in my backyard, eating ice cream.
They were Basking Robins.
How did the police find all the missing wood from the lumber yard?
It was chipped.
What type of underwear does a yard wear?
Lawngerie.
Someone randomly dropped off a bull in my neighbor’s yard, but animal control picked it up before she got home.
She would have had a cow.
I saw a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard today.
I'm going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind.
Wanna know why I like to do yard work?
It really takes the hedge off!