Why do thieves have a hard time understanding puns?
Because they take things literally!
What do you call a broken can opener?
A can't opener
What type of apartment does a pun live in?
The pun-thouse!
What a pun's dream job?
To be an acu-pun-cturist!
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
Me: "I Excel at it."
Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word."
If you can think of a better fish pun than me
Then let minnow.
Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
How do knights communicate?
They use chain mail.
Some say that puns aren't very funny, while others take them very seriously...
I guess the one thing we can all agree on is that puns are no joke.
Why was the pun a bad comedian?
He never got the pun-chline right!
Why did the two puns go to camp together?
They wanted to be pun-kmates!
What happened when the pun misbehaved in school?
He was pun-alized with detention!
There’s a room with two tables and ten people. One table has soup, and the other table has a punch bowl. All ten people are lined up at the soup table.
Now’s when you ask: where’s the punchline?
Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...
Number.
What's a pun's favorite movie?
It's a Punderful Life!
Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn't use proper pun-ctuation!
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Did you expect to laugh at puns?
No, but they've groan on me!
WOOD you tell give some wood puns?
What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
What's a pun's best trait?
His pun-ctuality!
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
How would you describe a pun about a pun?
They're pun-ishingly bad!
I've already heard seven cancer puns today.
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign.
What did the pun mom say to the new pun dad?
We have a pun in the oven!
How were these puns about puns?
They were pun-questionably pun-fortunate!