So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son.
Beehive!
What did E.Ts mother say to him when he got home?
"Where on Earth have you been?"
One of my mother's friends asked if she could be a surrogate
I guess she was just looking for a womb for rent.
My mom's sister once mistook Ritalin for aspirin...
It really upped the aunty!
My mother always used to say "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach"
Nice lady and all, I truly loved her, but a terrible surgeon.
Son, your mother died. It happened when she choked on her dinner from laughing.
You could say I have a killer sense of humor.
Does anyone know where we find the handmade Mother's Day gifts the school sends out each year?
I checked my kids' backpacks like usual but they weren't there.
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
Children with only a mother make horrible programmers
Theres always missing parent.
What do you call it when all your mother's sisters gather at a funeral to avenge your death?
Vigil aunties.
My mother's sister can carry 50 times her own weight
She's my aunt
My twin brother was being rude to our mother on the phone, so I pushed him out of the window...
Now I am being charged with making an "obscene clone fall."
My mother asked me if my dog was good
I said “Yeah. And my hot dog isn’t bad either.”
I once pranked my mom and told her that I had lyme disease
I still had a few ticks up my sleeve
What holiday do we celebrate in May to remember all the mothers we lost in the past year?
Momorial Day
Its hard being a teenage mother
Especially when you're a teenage male.
Kids and I are making burgers for my wife on Mother's Day....
I hope they meat her expectations
Ignore your mother's bad joke, son...
It's a faux pa.
My mother-in-law dropped her iPhone in the toilet...
I told her, "there's a CRAP for that."
I had a real problem when your mom got rid of that crooked chair my dad made.
I don't know why, it just never sat right with me.
A child was bored out of his mind. His mother told him that they are going to the laundry mat and the child said "that is the most boring place on earth."
Then the mother said, "Come on, it will be loads of fun."
These aren't your mom's puns, these are your sisters puns. Tam-puns
My mom told me to stop singing "Im a Believer" because it was annoying.
At first I though she was kidding...Then I saw her face.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out identity theft is a crime
How can you tell if a tree is older than your mother?
It'll be covered in grandmoss.
My mother's mother hit the jackpot at the BINGO!!!
She's a grammy winner!