How does the Grammar Nazi party fund its government?
Through a syntax.
In grammar you shouldn’t do double negatives.
It’s a no no.
Everyone remembers the common hieroglyphics grammar rule...
Eye before flea, except after sea.
I violated grammar rules, so I got punished with the death sentence.
Death.
what do you need to have proper grammar?
a proper grampar.
Grammar has never been my strong suit.
To get with the times, Grammar Nazi's have changed their name.
They now prefer to go by Alt-writists.
I had my dad proof read an essay of mine back in High School. He said my grammar was a little funny.
Apparently I need to work on my pun-ctuation.
What is a grammar vampire's least favourite drink?
Type-O.
I was arrested by the grammar police for not using the full stop correctly.
I am now looking at a long sentence.
I hate it when the grammar Nazis single me out.
It seems like a which hunt.
How many grammar cops does it take to change a light bulb?
Too.
what do people win at fancy grammar competitions.
a posh trophy.
Nothing runs a pun like bad spelling, accept poor grammar's.
Grammar Nazis for math should be called Fibbonazis.
My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.
Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
What happened when the semi-colon broke grammar laws?
He was given two consecutive sentences.
Why didn't the sentence have a period?
Because it was pregnant.
What do you call a Belgian who's bad at grammar?
An twerp.
What vehicle does a grammar teacher drive?
A Syllabus.
What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
They’re, there, their.
A bit late but here goes anyway: what do you call the elf who checks Santa's grammar?
A subordinate claus!
What is Grammar?
The difference between knowing your sh*t, and knowing you're sh*t.