Serve up some Dad Jokes at your Father's Day BBQ
Make 'em eat Pop-Corn
My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...
`It was his weather vein.
Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.
I wanted to buy a $30 meal for my father, my grandfather and father-in-law. I figured they'd lump em all together and charge a reduced fee.
But no, I was charged $30 a pop.
My father was a blind carpenter
until he picked up his hammer and saw.
I like celebrating Fathers' Day, but I'm not a dad.
I guess I'm just a faux pas.
My father is so cheap...
When we go to bed he unplugs the clocks.
My father and grandfather work for the DMV.
I come from a long line of long lines.
On Father's Day, I thanked my dad for his contribution to my birth.
He said it was his pleasure.
I’ve always followed in my father’s footsteps until today.
He turned around and said, “STOP!”
I used Brylcreem this morning to slick back my hair like my father used to do. My wife asked me what I was doing.
I said, "I'm having a dad hair day."
My father ran his whole roofing business and it was a great success.
He had to stay on top of things though.
I seen my father pouring chicken soup over his compost yesterday
I suppose chicken soup IS good for the soil.
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest...
For I have synonymed.
Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?
Because he was Baroque
A father was reading a book while his son was playing with toys on the floor. “Daddy, why is that book so thick?” asks the boy.
“It’s long story,” replies the father.
Kids got me an Old-school Chemistry set for Father's Day...
... Totally in my Element.
What kind of humor did the Founding Fathers partake in?
Dad jokes
What did the father say to his falling son?
Son, you've got potential.
The only reason i want to become a father is to make dad jokes all the time. Some people think I am kidding
But i’m dad serious
My late father once said
Sorry I’m late.
How rare is an excellent father?
Legen-daddy
One day, a father was washing a car with his son...
The son asks, "why can't we just use a sponge?"
What's the problem with Father's day?
It always falls on Son-day
I just heard that the government has made an amendment to lockdown to allow Father Christmas out...
It's called the Santa Clause
My father always taught me to be prepared for any emergency. I was on the ball when the streets flooded...
I was ready and wading!