Need an ark?
I noah guy.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.