Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.