Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)