What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)