Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.