Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns