Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)