Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.