At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Cheetah
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.