At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
Zaccheus.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.