If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
Zaccheus.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.