Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
As a school project, we wanted to perform a Jesus play
but the only guy who had the traditional famous Jesus look had blond hair.
We begged him to dye it black, but he refused.
After explaining it to his parents, they agreed to let their son dye for our scenes.
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
Zaccheus.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.