What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?
Flood lights.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
Zaccheus.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
As a school project, we wanted to perform a Jesus play
but the only guy who had the traditional famous Jesus look had blond hair.
We begged him to dye it black, but he refused.
After explaining it to his parents, they agreed to let their son dye for our scenes.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.