Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
As a school project, we wanted to perform a Jesus play
but the only guy who had the traditional famous Jesus look had blond hair.
We begged him to dye it black, but he refused.
After explaining it to his parents, they agreed to let their son dye for our scenes.
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns.
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.