What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?
Flood lights.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.