How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.