Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
Zaccheus.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Cheetah
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.