What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?
Flood lights.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.