Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
Zaccheus.
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.