Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
As a school project, we wanted to perform a Jesus play
but the only guy who had the traditional famous Jesus look had blond hair.
We begged him to dye it black, but he refused.
After explaining it to his parents, they agreed to let their son dye for our scenes.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.