Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.