Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.