Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Poor white splash.
For instant fun, just add water.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Water you doing on [date]?
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
My moment in the sun.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Get in the swim this summer.
Summer is just floating by.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
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