What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.