If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.