Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
When the husband of the queen gets back to his palace after climbing the mountain, the queen says "Hi, King!"
How did the wife know her mountaineering husband was cheating on her? She caught Himalayan about it more than once.
Why are mountains always sleepy? Because they n-Everest.
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
A mountain biker was chased by a Grizzly this morning. He bearly made it.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!