My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash and it's gone.
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
What's faster - lightning, light, or diarrhea?
Diarrhea. Because I ran like lightning to the bathroom, turned on the light, but the diarrhea was already there.
I knew a guy that got struck by lightning twice.
It was a re-volting scene.
What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.
Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?
Because lightning strikes the highest object.
Why does lightning strike a tree before a person?
Because it takes the path of leaf resistance.