I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
My family wanted me to cut the grass, but I couldn't get myself mow-tivated.
Neighbor Dad 1: How often do you cut the grass? Your lawn looks so much better than mine!
Neighbor Dad 2: That's on a need to mow basis.
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.