Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.