A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Arson.
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
A butt lit a house on fire.
So I guess he committed Arse-on
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
He never punched out.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.
My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”
What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.