How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Biology - It grows on you.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.