I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Biology - It grows on you.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.