What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.