Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
We make a great pear
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I find you very a-peeling.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I loaf you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I’m fondue you.
My love for you simply radiates.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
You have a pizza my heart.
I followed my heart to you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I love you dairy much.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I fence-y you.