"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
You're acute Valentine.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I fence-y you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
We make a great pear
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I dig you a hole lot.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I think I found my perfect match
I wood never leaf you.
I'm fondue you, it's true
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Yoda one for me!
You have a pizza my heart.
I loaf you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I’m fondue you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Every piece of you is sweet.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I find you very a-peeling.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I “lub” you.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
My love for you is like no otter.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?